

When Life Hands You Lemons
Channel your inner Belfort with this tongue-in-cheek tribute to the golden era of excess. Featuring the iconic Quaalude “Lemons” logo straight from the medicine bottle, this tee is a nod to the nights you don’t quite remember—and the legends who never let that stop them.
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Material: 100% cotton for a soft, classic feel
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Weight: Midweight 5.6 oz fabric—built to last longer than a 36-hour bender
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Fit: Slight stretch for everyday comfort
Care: Machine wash cold, tumble dry low.

Fast turnaround
Shipping & Fulfillment
Each item is made to order and typically ships within 2 business days. Sneakers are fulfilled in 3-4 days. Most U.S. orders arrive in 7–10 business days.
Worldwide shipping available.
Fit & Fabric
Our Tees are 6oz heavyweight with a relaxed, boxy fit and dropped shoulders. 100% Airlume combed cotton. True to size; size up for a looser fit.
Our Sneakers are inspired by classic silhouettes - paying tribute to iconic designs, with no brand affiliation. Fit True to size.


Engineered Aesthetic
Inspired by the grid, refined for the street. Every piece follows our blueprint: minimal but bold, sharp, and built to outlast seasons.