When Life Hands You Lemons
Channel your inner Belfort with this tongue-in-cheek tribute to the golden era of excess. Featuring the iconic Quaalude “Lemons” logo straight from the medicine bottle, this tee is a nod to the nights you don’t quite remember—and the legends who never let that stop them.
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Material: 100% cotton for a soft, classic feel
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Weight: Midweight 5.6 oz fabric—built to last longer than a 36-hour bender
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Fit: Slight stretch for everyday comfort
Care: Machine wash cold, tumble dry low.
Fast turnaround
Shipping & Fulfillment
Each item is made to order and typically ships within 2 business days. Sneakers are fulfilled in 3-4 days. Most U.S. orders arrive in 7–10 business days.
Worldwide shipping available.
Fit & Fabric
Our Tees are 6oz heavyweight with a relaxed, boxy fit and dropped shoulders. 100% Airlume combed cotton. True to size; size up for a looser fit.
Our Sneakers are inspired by classic silhouettes - paying tribute to iconic designs, with no brand affiliation. Fit True to size.
Engineered Aesthetic
Inspired by the grid, refined for the street. Every piece follows our blueprint: minimal but bold, sharp, and built to outlast seasons.
Let customers speak for us
Embroidery is perfect and the hat is super comfortable - perfect for race day!
Great quality. Great weight. Very soft touch. Heavy weight.
Was worried about ordering shoes from
Over seas. But they were exactly what was described!
Quality material, quick turnaround, and definitely a conversation starter!
Love the design on the COTA shirt - great print quality too!
Absolutely love the fit and feel of this shirt. The design is sleek and stylish!
I wasn’t sure what to expect, but these exceeded my expectations! Will definitely be ordering more.
The print arrived with pretty fast shipping, packed carefully to ensure there was no damage in transport. I was impressed with the quality of the image and frame. It looks great hanging on my wall. Really cool that the print wraps onto the sides of the canvas. Would recommend to others 10/10. I’m in home and rental staging I’m sure I’ll be shopping from Paul again soon I’m sure.